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Yoda, Zorith, and Zudu attempt to enter the meeting chambers of the Vithiraos Council

I'm a giant bug, and even I think this is gross. The things I do for this job. Tell me again why the Council doesn't pay us?
—Zudu, covered in green gobs of Gorax spittle

Zudu was a female Colicoid born on Colla IV in 891 BBY. She was the sixth of sixteen thousand to hatch from her egg, beating her brother Zorith.

Like all Force-sensitive Colicoids, Zorith and Zudu were exposed to the elements. However, they were found by Jedi Master Bob Strauhz and taken to Coruscant for Jedi training. They were part of the Gundark Clan. She was known to wear krakana armor and to talk to animals. She was a skilled rider of sabercats, proficient in the use of boomas, and a trained ventriloquist. At times she was known to have a case of "moon madness. "

In 831 BBY, Zorith, Zudu, and Yoda first met Yodatine on Endor. There they destroyed his army of Little Green Critter Replica Droids, but they failed to save hostage woklings.

In 827 BBY, Zorith Zorith and Zudu saved the trillionaire Mr. Tunnels from being killed by an avalanche. As a result, he added them to his list of heirs in his will.

In 821 BBY, Mr. Tunnels was murdered. Famed detective Herlock Sholmes investigated the suspects--namely the heirs, including Zorith and Zudu. However, the two Colicoids discovered that Sholmes himself was the murderer, and managed to strand him on Endor.

In 782 BBY, Zudu, Ambrose, Zorith, Yoda, and Veronica overthrew the G'ye Cult of Apoltemis. During the mission, Zudu collected a sample of Gorax sample on Hellenes Gracca, which she used to stop the Gimer Virus Plague on Vithiraos.

Zudu's more unusual possessions included ten golden apples, a fanny pack, a liter of orange gooey stuff, sarlacc spit, a finger, a club, three ducks, a Gimer Stick-class cruiser named the Chewing Pleasure, two teeth of a krakana, half of a dianoga heart, burp gas, one poofball, a "sarlacc egg," a corusca gem, pterosaur droppings, a stomach of a krakana, one pound of Hoth snow.

More practically, Zudu carried an extensive arsenal, including a lightsaber, arm blasters, a personal shield, a swashbuckling sword, winged sandals, and an infinite supply of rocks.

Zudu had an extensive pet collection, including a dianoga, two voocons, twin kriks joined at the hip, two krakana, one snow hedgehog, a Nemean lion, seven dinosaurs, one Ladon, and one golden golden pony.

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