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Nightmare975 3,194 edits since December 13, 2006

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The Star Wars wiki of fan invention.

Due to the release of (insert newest game here), I will be taking an extended absence for some time, this WILL/WILL NOT delay Imperial Treachery, if you care.
Josh Bender
Biographical information
Birth date

December 30th, 1989 AD

Birthplace

San Jose, California

Residence

Northern California

Physical description
Gender

Male

Height

5' 11''

Hair color

Brown

Eye color

Brown

General information
Occupation

Writer

Hobbies

Writing, drawing

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This user was a recipient of CUSWFN.
This user is Mexican.
This user was voted the User of the Month for December 2009.

For a list of my Major Articles, click here.

I also keep a memory card to store any unfinished work, like templates and infoboxes, but please don't mess with them.

Contents

[edit] To-do list

    • Get grammar problems from Chris
      • Awaiting email.
      • Await email of chapters 1 and 2.
  1. Continue work on Imperial Treachery articles.
  2. Continue work on cover
    • Celeste needs to be shaded.
    • Aurea's sketch is complete.
    • Need to start work on Echon.
      • Make better.
  3. Finish chapter 4.
    1. Complete outline.
    2. Finish rough draft.
      1. Edit rough draft.
    3. Finish first draft.
      1. Send first draft in for proofreading.
        1. Fix problems.
    4. Finish second draft.
      1. Make final edits.
    5. Release chapter 4.
  4. Finish short stories.
    1. Finish Rewrite of Failure at Cerea.
      1. Rewrite rewrite.
    2. Finish second short story.
      1. Finish rough draft.
    3. Finish third short story (if time).

[edit] Rants

Newest rants will always go on top. --Nightmare975 00:56, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Why Can't I Make a Good Book Cover!?

Look at this awful picture, it makes me sick to look at it. Ugh.

So a while back, I attempted to make a book cover for my fan novel, Imperial Treachery. What ended up being conceived was this monstrosity of jumbled pictures that looked nothing in common. You've got a photograph, a poorly edited picture, and a poorly cut cartoon, all on an ugly background of a jungle with the words "Star Wars" on the top. Ugh.

Look at it boys and girls, because that's what failure looks like.

[edit] Why Halo Fanon Sucks

"Uh dude, if it goes against canon, the mods can do whatever the hell they wan't to stop you. No one is allowed to run free and do whatever the hell they wan't. There are set rules and set canon, and you can't just disregard the rules or canon."
—Spartan 501 22:37, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Okay, let me break this down.

[edit] First Sentence

"Uh dude, if it goes against canon, the mods can do whatever the hell they wan't to stop you."
—Spartan 501 22:37, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

First off this is fanon. Why the hell do I have to go with canon? I take it that I can't make Master Chief and Johnson fight Brutes on the first Halo? Or Cortana battling 343 Guilty Spark in cyberspace? Oh, and good job with want, you didn't need an "'".

[edit] Second Sentence

"No one is allowed to run free and do whatever the hell they wan't."
—Spartan 501 22:37, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

No one is allowed to do whatever they want. So I have to follow rules? This isn't trying to make my story canon, hell I would seriously not want that. Canon could kiss my ass. Again with the want misspelling.

[edit] Third Sentence

"There are set rules and set canon, and you can't just disregard the rules or canon."
—Spartan 501 22:37, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Boy this place just sounds like a barrel of fun. I have to follow rules about canon? Good god.

[edit] Final Evaluation

See kids? Halo makes fanon into work! This is why you'll never see me on there. Sorry Haloites, but please don't wake me if you need me.