Kamino
-Obi-Wan arrives on Kamino
<Obi-Wan> Well, R4, I think we’re here.
*Obi-Wan looks at a big sign that spells KAMINO: POPULATION, 30,000,000+*
*Obi-Wan walks up to door and sees a long neck person*
<Kaminoan 1> You must be Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas.
<Obi-Wan>No…
<Kaminoan 1> Don’t tell me, let me think. You’re...short green guy…what’s his name...Yoda!
<Obi-Wan> No, he’s short and green.
<Kaminoan 1> Oh, right. You’re...Anakin Skywalker!
<Obi-Wan> No, I’m…
<Kaminoan 1> Hold on, it’s coming to me! Kit Fisto!
<Obi-Wan> No, he’s tall and green. And he has tentacles.
<Kaminoan 1> Rats, he’s my favorite. How about...begins with an O...
<Obi-Wan> Closer…
<Kaminoan 1> So it begins with an N?
<Obi-Wan> No, other way.
<Kaminoan 1> So it begins with a P! I don’t know any P Jedi...
<Obi-Wan> NO!
<Kamionan 2> It’s Tyrannus, you idiot.
<Obi-Wan> Who’s Tyrannus?
<Kaminoan 1> The guy who hired Jango. You’re Olee, aren’t you?
<Kaminoan 2> No, Olee’s a girl. Are you a girl?
<Obi-Wan> No. My name is of no consequence anymore. Just tell me who Jango is.
<Kaminoan 1> A photocopy of Frank.
<Obi-Wan> Who’s Frank?
<Kaminoan 2> The template for a Clone Army that was ordered by Sifo-Dyas with the approval of the Jedi Council and intended for the Republic while fighting the CIS in a Clone War in the next episode.
<Obi-Wan> You know a lot of history don’t you?
<Kaminoan 2> I did major in history.
<Kaminoan 1> That’s it!
<Kaminoan 2> What’s it?
<Kaminoan 1> History! He’s Revan!
<Obi-Wan> Not quite...
<Kaminoan 1> Malak?
<Kaminoan 2> Malak was a Sith, you idiot.
<Kaminoan 1> Oh.
<Obi-Wan> Can you take me to Lama Su?
<Kaminoan 1> Who’s Lama Su?
<Kaminoan 2> Our Prime Minister. *To Obi-Wan* Ignore the idiot beside me.
<Kaminoan 1> Mandalore the Great!
<Obi-Wan> So can you take me to him?
<Kaminoan 2> Of course. Follow me.
-Meets Lama Su and Discuss Clone Army
*Obi-Wan walks to meet Lama Su with Kaminoan 2 leading and Kaminoan 1 following, listing off random names*
<Kaminoan 1> Palpatine! Sidious! Darth Maul!
<Llama Su> Greetings, Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, who can do an amazing Jedi backflip.
<Obi-Wan> Thank you. Now I have been told about a Clone Army that was created on the request of Sifo-Dyas with the backing of the Jedi Council for the use of the Republic in a Clone War coming up in the next episode.
<Lama Su> Actually, there’s not much more to say…
<Obi-Wan> When was this request made?
<Lama Su> About ten years ago.
<Obi-Wan> Ten years? I was under the impression that he was killed after that.
<Lama Su> Well, that would make sense…
<Obi-Wan> I mean before. I always get those two mixed up.
<Lama Su> Oh…that’s a little weird. How would he be able to do that? He’d be dead.
<Kaminoan 1> RC-1207!
<Obi-Wan> What?!...Is he always like that?
<Lama Su> I’m afraid so…Just be glad you’re not his roommate.
<Obi-Wan> I am. Now about this order. How can he place that order?
<Lama Su> Well, my best guess would be to ask the Clones themselves. After all, they all think like their template...Frank the Clone Trooper.
<Obi-Wan> I should very much like to meet this Frank.
<Lama Su> That could be arranged. But first, would you like to inspect the troops?
<Obi-Wan> That’s...why I’m here.