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-Battle of Geonosis
<Yoda>Look, it’s Dooku!
<Anakin>It is. What should we do!
<Yoda>Take the controls! Follow him!
<Anakin>Why aren’t you talking funny?
<Yoda>The other Jedi aren’t paying attention.
*Anakin heads to the front of the LAAT/i*
*LAAT/i hits a dune and the Jedi except Yoda and Obi-Wan all fall out*
*LAAT/i hits another dune and all the clones except one fall out*
*LAAT/i crashes into a wall above the cavern Dooku entered and falls to the platform outside it*
<Obi-Wan>That was actually not a bad landing, Anakin.
<Padmé>I really wish we could have some good landings once in a while, though.
-Anakin and Obi-Wan duel Dooku/Yoda duels Dooku
<Anakin>You go left, I’ll go right.
<Obi-Wan>Ok. Wait, my left or your left?
<Anakin>We’re facing the same direction. Left is the same for both of us.
<Kaminoan 1>Nute Gunray!
<Obi>Would someone shoot him, please?
*Anakin heads right, followed closely by Obi-Wan*
<Anakin>Uh, Master, left is that way.
<Obi-Wan>Of course. I knew that.
*They separate and come at Dooku from two different angles*
*Anakin and Obi-Wan charge, Dooku leaps up, Anakin and Obi-Wan crash in the middle and fall over, unconscious. Dooku lands and accidentally cuts of Anakin’s arm*
<Dooku>Oo, that’s gonna leave a mark…
<Yoda>Now you’ve got to fight me!
<Dooku>Speak like this, you do not?
<Yoda>Only around the Jedi. You were once a Jedi, but now you’re not, so I don’t have to talk funny.
<Dooku>Slightly odd, I find this.
<Yoda>Stop pretending to be dyslexic and just fight!
*Dooku and Yoda fight*
*Dooku leaps back and lands on Obi-Wan*
<Dooku>Oops. How clumsy of me.
*Dooku runs off screen*
*Anakin and Obi-Wan wake up*
<Anakini>I have a burning sensation in my left shoulder…
<Obi-Wan>Your right arm’s gone!
<Anakin>Waddaya know, it is!
*Padmé runs up to him*
<Anakin>Oh, it’s only a scratch.
<Padmé>A scratch? Your whole arm’s gone!
<Anakin>Ah, it’ll heal in time.
<Padmé>Keep on thinking that. In the meantime, I’m going to get a doctor.
<Anakin>Whatever flies your starfighter, I guess.
<Yoda>Fought, your first battle is, Anakin. Well, you have done.
<Anakin>Thank you. Now, let’s get out of here.
-Clones enter hangar of Acclamator
*Clones enter Acclamator in background in wave after wave*
<Sidious>Look at them. Hundreds of thousands of them. All of them photocopies of our strategically placed man, Frank.
<Dooku>Do you think all will go as planned, my lord?
<Sidious>They do not call me the mastermind behind it all for no reason. Of course it will all work out; I’m a mastermind.
<Dooku>Oh. In that case, I have no doubt.
<Sidious>This will all work to our advantage, my not-so-young apprentice. In due time, you will see.