The Alderaan Affair: Part VIII - Into The Unknown
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On their way back from dinner, the Lanmaws discussed the nights events.
“We’ll have all the nerf we can eat.” Sadvo said in a mocking tone. “What kind of...?”
“Relax, it was a joke. I’m quite certain he meant it to be in good humor.” Lania said as she turned to look at Epin. “Considering the nights big event, isn’t that right Epin?”
“What?” Epin asked.
“Oh don’t be shy hun.” Lania laughed. “It’s perfectly fine to get kisses from girls!”
Epin’s face turned red. “Oh, you...you mean Princess Leia...”
“So, I see that you have become quite good friends with our Princess, haven’t you boy?” Sadvo said, keeping his eyes straight ahead as he drove.
Epin remained silent.
“Oh, leave him alone Sadvo. I think it’s cute.” Lania said, noticing her son’s silence. She then turned her attention to her husband.
“Cute huh?” Sadvo argued. “What happens when someone better suited for the young Princess shows himself? What then? The boy has nothing to show, he is nothing compared to what them royals can give her.”
“You’re talking about the Princess of Alderaan, who’s barely fourteen years old, like she’s a Red Sector prostitute, offering herself to the highest bidder.” Lania said, with a hint of anger in her voice. “Being able to be bought by anyone who has some credits and an itch in need of scratching.”
“What I’m saying is that he is not man enough for a female of her status. He would be downed by the first chump that decides he wants some Princess.” Sadvo said as they pulled into their farm.
“You can sleep with the nerf tonight. You’ll feel at home among the other animals.” Lania said as she stepped out of the vehicle and slammed it behind her. “Come on kids, let’s go inside.” She said, as she watched her children exit the vehicles.
