Star Wars Fanon:Quote of the Week/History
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[edit] 2008
[edit] June
[edit] June 12, 2008
- "Imagination is more important than knowledge."
- —Albert Einstein
[edit] June 15, 2008
- Jar Binks: "I wasn't paying attention."
- Jard Dooku: "You were banished for not paying attention?"
- ―Jar Binks to Jard Dooku[src]
[edit] June 22, 2008
- "Only the dead have seen the end of war."
- —Josham Kavar[src]
[edit] June 29, 2008
- "Every citizen of this young Republic must work together, or else we will have failed in our task to bring peace to the galaxy. Right now, we are witnessing the beginning of this new republican cooperation as we gather in this new galactic dome, but coming together is only just a beginning. Keeping together is only progress. Working together, as one unified government, is success."
- —Jonathan Bac during his inaugural address
[edit] July
[edit] July 6, 2008
- "This sure feels like a copout."
- —Nathaniel Kenobi Solo on the ending of the war between the Jedi, the Galactic Alliance, Imperials, and Confederation.
[edit] July 13, 2008
- "A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him."
- —Conrad Bac recounting his experiences as a prisoner of war.
[edit] July 20, 2008
- "It's Republic policy that no one's good to the Republic dead. And no, you can't quote me on that."
- —Senator Drazil Drewton[src]
[edit] July 27, 2008
- Ichi Go: "Gloed, could you ever find it inside of yourself to forgive me for my actions today?"
- Darth Gloed: "I will never forgive you for what you have done to my family, monstrosity! I will have my revenge! As long as I live, you shall have no forgiveness from me or an acceptance that we are brothers!"
- Ichi Go: "But I have forgiven you..."
- — Ichi Go and Darth Gloed at the end of their duel on Almania
[edit] August
[edit] August 3, 2008
- "Destroy the branch, and the root grows another. Destroy the plant, and the seed will produce another seed. Such is the way of the Sith."
- —Idnum-Ki to Dooku shortly before his turn to the dark side
[edit] August 10 – August 17, 2008
- Idnum-Ki: "We have no time for–wait, you are Senator Drewton’s sons, are you not? What is his fate?"
- Tarisian Drewton: "He...died."
- Idnum-Ki: "This is sad news indeed. However, I would say that we are past the negotiation stage already."
- — Idnum-Ki and Tarisian Drewton during the Siege of Dantooine[src]
[edit] August 24, 2008
- "No one should be called a true Bendu unless they desire for their brothers what they desire for themselves."
- —Zios Malachor
[edit] August 31, 2008
- "I'm aware of the possibilities. Unfortunately, possibilities don't change anything."
- —Drazil Drewton[src]
[edit] September
[edit] September 7, 2008
[edit] September 14, 2008
[edit] September 21, 2008
- "I was not programmed for heroics."
- —C-3PO
[edit] September 28, 2008
- "No, that’s just where you’re wrong, you don’t understand! If you did, you would not be right here, right now delivering such a pointless warning that I'm sure as space is cold that I’m not going to follow!"
- —Jali Dawler[src]
[edit] October
[edit] October 5, 2008
- "Well if I hear a planet has gone up in smoke, I know who to call to get the salvage rights."
- —Dexter Jettster[src]
[edit] October 12, 2008
- "You and the Force go together like a hot chocolate and an onion."
- —Dooku and a Jedi wannabe
[edit] October 19, 2008
- Jav Yonx: "What kind of cop knows how to steal a speeder?"
- Remy Diabet: "They call us CorSec."
- ―Jav Yonx and Remy Diabet
[edit] October 26, 2008
- Anakin Skywalker: "I didn’t realise how much I loved you before, how much you meant to me, and how much it would hurt if I lost you. I’ve gone this far, I can’t go back."
- Padmé Naberrie: "You don’t have to. All we have to do is realise that we have to walk away and leave those feelings behind. Not because we want to, or even need to, but because this is the way it has to be."
- ―Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Naberrie[src]
[edit] November
[edit] November 2, 2008
- Darth Trader: "I don't need your apologies, credits will do fine."
- Toydarian citizen: "No, they won't."
- Darth Trader: "Credits will do fine."
- Toydarian citizen: "No, they won't!"
- Darth Trader: "Then you will die."
- Toydarian citizen: "Oh, how much are you asking for?"
- — Darth Trader and a Toydarian citizen, after bumping into the Sith Lord
[edit] November 9, 2008
- Obi-Wan Kenobi: "You need to stop telling me what I should and shouldn’t be doing. I’m not your padawan anymore and I’ll get involved with ‘pet projects’ if I want."
- Jard Dooku: "You’re right about one thing. You’re not a padawan anymore, but I think you should be. You obviously haven’t learned anything."
- ―Obi-Wan Kenobi and Jard Dooku[src]
[edit] November 16, 2008
- Darth Maul: "I want five thousand. Get them or you’ll find yourself in the fires of my damnation again."
- Nute Gunray: "What about the two Jedi? [...] You promised me that they’d be dead! What if they come back here?"
- Darth Maul: "Then you had better hope you have the five thousand droids I demanded."
- — Darth Maul and Nute Gunray[src]
[edit] November 23, 2008
- "[Jedi are] meant to love all life, whether those lives are Jedi or Gungan or even the ancient followers of the dark side. That love allows us to live for the benefit of all life, but what we must give up is attachment. Someone who is attached can never know true freedom, and attachment can lead to desire which can lead to the dark side."
- —Obi-Wan Kenobi[src]
[edit] November 30, 2008
- "I like Daala. Wherever she goes, discord and violence seem to follow. She reminds me of me."
- —Tak Sakaros, discussing the naming of Daala as Alliance Chief of State
[edit] December
[edit] December 7, 2008
- "I made you a promise Kael. I promised you that once I found a new home I would never let anything happen to it. That's a promise I intend to keep. I was at Gyndine. I was at Duro and Coruscant. I'm tired of running. I'm drawing a line in the sand right here. Maybe we can't win this war. Maybe this galaxy can't be saved. But if we are going to turn the tide, it's going to happen right here! The Yuuzhan Vong's win streak ends today!"
- —Tarvin Calaan to Kael Sykes moments before the Battle of Naboo in 27 ABY
[edit] December 14, 2008
- "I am the Empire."
- —Cos Decarte Palpatine
[edit] December 21, 2008
- CorSec Officer: "Attention unidentified fighters, this is the Corellian Security Force. You have entered secure Corellian airspace. Identify yourselves."
- Jarton Kinsk: "Oh, we're just a renegade group of trigger happy pilots, all of whom were trained by the man you intend to execute. We'd like to stop that from happening."
- ―Unknown CorSec officer and Jarton Kinsk at the begining of the Raid on Corellia
[edit] December 28, 2008
- "You are able to see past the fog of lies they have created for centuries. You are a Jedi, yes, but it is not who you are. You can rise above the conflicts. You can be something that ascends merely Jedi and Sith."
- —Darth Desolous to Idnum-Ki[src]
[edit] 2009
[edit] January
[edit] January 4, 2009
- "This war will be fought not on another planet or on some distant star system, but amongst us, our homes, and our cities. Our children will learn of it by witnessing it outside the windows and witness the horror of war. It is a pity, really, the business of this kind of war."
- —Cassius Panaka
[edit] January 11, 2009
[edit] January 18, 2009
- "I was still down there in my A-wing, covering our ground troops when the bombardment began. I'm not sure how to describe it. I was there in the battle one minute, all the troops and vehicles were there... and the next minute the entire valley was being engulfed in flame. I honestly don't know how I managed to get out of there in time. I never knew what hell looked like until Bakura."
- —Colonel Lowen Chase after the Second Battle of Bakura
[edit] January 25, 2009
- Miranda: "People say you're an excellent pilot."
- Liam: "Strange, people usually say I'm a crazy old coot."
- ―Miranda Drim'n speaking to Liam Boorman for the first time
[edit] February
[edit] February 1, 2009
- Darth Haagen: "Through power, I will gain victory. Through victory, my chains will be broken."
- Darth Traya: "Indeed? And what will these “unbroken chains” bring you? What is the meaning of the culmination of so many victories? No side, Jedi or Sith, lasts forever. It is a constant struggle, an eternal balance."
- ―Darth Haagen and Darth Traya[src]
[edit] February 8, 2009
- "And now you witness the result of everything you have fought for on this world, and the beginning of the destruction to what you have ever lived for. Dantooine will burn, until when I look upon it, it shall be a mirror of what your Republic did to my own world."
- —Qymaen jai Sheelal to Idnum-Ki[src]
[edit] February 15, 2009
- "I’m just the middle-man, the fall-guy. The blind-eyed, half-stupid nerf-herder, you know how it is. No one tells me anything."
- —Nobu Djuren[src]
[edit] February 22, 2009
- "We’ll get something to eat, and you can decide if you want to tell me why you look like something gundarks messed with."
- —Obi-Wan Kenobi to Anakin Skywalker[src]
[edit] March
[edit] March 1, 2009
[edit] March 8, 2009
- "Interpretation is the key."
- —Ussej Padric Bac[src]
[edit] March 15, 2009
- Sarth Kraen: "Don't worry about a thing."
- Selusda Kraen: "Huh. My former Master told me that once."
- Sarth Kraen: "Oh? When was that?"
- Selusda Kraen: "Right before the Battle of Rendili."
- Sarth Kraen: "Oh. Uh, just trust me then."
- Selusda Kraen: "Funny, he said that too."
- — Sarth Kraen and Selusda Kraen[src]
[edit] March 22, 2009
- "Nice escorts. You sure are the hospitable type, aren’t you?"
- —Obi-Wan Kenobi to Nute Gunray, after realizing that the “ambassadorial escorts” sent to welcome him were actually battle droid assassins[src]
[edit] March 29, 2009
- Obi-Wan Kenobi: "You were right about one thing, though. The negotiations were short."
- Jard Dooku: "I’m sorry, but were you trying to be funny?"
- ―Obi-Wan Kenobi, to Jard Dooku, tries to make light of the failed assassination attempt during the Invasion of Utapau[src]
[edit] April
[edit] April 5, 2009
- "...all eyes tell a story, and that story is fear. Fear attracts the fearful and those foolish enough to believe that they're fearless. It brings out the strong, the weak, the innocent and the corrupt, such as yourself. Fear is my strongest ally. It tells me everything I need to know about a victim. Would you like to know your story, Gunray?"
- —Lord Maul taunts Trade Federation Viceroy Nute Gunray while torturing him[src]
[edit] April 12, 2009
- "I…I have to kill you. I can't let the Sith return. That's the point of the Council of Seers, which you were part of. Preventing the return of the Sith. I'm doing that now…selflessly. As a Jedi. I – I'm sorry, my Master. This is the end for you."
- —Dular to Darth Taral upon learning that he was a Sith[src]
[edit] April 19 – May 16, 2009
- Rena Lanmaw: "Ugh, I hate Mankas. They’re scary, they give me nightmares."
- Leia Organa: "Dreams aren’t real though Rena, you shouldn’t let them bother you too much. I used to have really bad dreams, but I eventually told myself that they couldn’t hurt me and that they weren’t real. Now I don’t have them anymore."
- Winter: "That’s because you dream about Epin now!"
- — Rena Lanmaw and Leia Organa, with Winter teasing Leia about Epin Lanmaw[src]
[edit] May
[edit] May 17, 2009
- "Good people can do bad things, sometimes quite horrible things, for what they think are the right reasons."
- —Anakin Skywalker[src]
[edit] May 24, 2009
- Shynne: "She’s quite clever you see; young, but not stupid. Now do you understand what we’re dealing with here, Morrer? It’s not some stroll down Endor’s moon, this girl is dangerous."
- Morrer: "Of course, Lord Shynne. Don’t worry — I will find your lost ship..."
- ―Inquisitors Shynne and Morrer, regarding Jedi fugitive Zeri Undis[src]
[edit] May 31, 2009
- "Haven't we discussed this before? Mind tricks are a bad influence on the children."
- —Jayo Chev'ris to his wife, Thracia Cho-Leem, after the latter used a Jedi mind trick on a ticketmaster.
[edit] June
[edit] June 7, 2009
- "Ignorance, the dark side is not. Selfishness, it is. The dark side, we call it, not because one can't see, but because too preoccupied with himself to bother seeing, a dark one is."
- —Yoda, to Sa'Madhi Tatthya
[edit] June 14, 2009
- Ilmar Grmek: "There's a first time for everything."
- Jett Worrap: "Let me know the first time a Lucrehulk Droid Control Ship does a barrel roll. I'd really like to see that."
- ―Ilmar Grmek and Jett Worrap
[edit] June 21, 2009
- "It was arguably one of the worst battles of the war. General's orders were being ignored. Friendly fire was evident. The ground was so drenched by bloodshed, some soldiers were actually slipping and falling. Hell, soldiers were so confused, they sometimes unknowingly listened to the commands from generals of opposing sides!"
- —A soldier from the Savi Alliance describing the Battle of Casilis
[edit] June 28, 2009
- Radi Antrell: "Son, do you want to be a Jedi?"
- Narod Antrell: "I dunno, Daddy."
- ―Radi and Narod Antrell[src]
[edit] July
[edit] July 5, 2009
- "It's a good thing he was expelled. Calliandro's customers were spared from finding out what true 'finger food' is!"
- —Nik'tak in regards to the circumstances surrounding Pepan Manja's expulsion from a culinary institute.
[edit] July 12, 2009
- "Look at this sweet baby. She's fast, tough, easy to fix...and she's got inbuilt air-conditioning, best of all."
- —A Simiyar tech soldier on the Hopper attack craft
[edit] July 19, 2009
- Vrook: "I can't believe KV-217B is willing to help us. How did you convince him?"
- Commack: "He wanted to be considered a diplomat along with you two."
- Jolee: "You gave that droid diplomatic immunity!"
- Commack: "Of course, what's the matter with that?"
- Vrook: "May the Force help us all."
- — Commack Ciloron, Jolee Bindo, and Vrook Lamar concerning KV-217B[src]
[edit] July 26, 2009
- Sabé Arcadia: "I have been given word that the Senate will be voting on the blockade in a matter of days."
- Maul: "And you know the outcome already? With foresight like yours, it’s a wonder why the Republic even bothers to hold votes."
- ―Queen Sabé Arcadia and Dark Jedi Master Maul discuss the ongoing blockade of Utapau[src]
[edit] August
[edit] August 2–August 15, 2009
- "If the brute force approach doesn't work, you're obviously not using enough brute force."
- —Theta, instructing a Death watch engineer on how to destroy the palace gates
[edit] August 16, 2009
- "...only a storm can create a rainbow."
- —Ussej Padric Bac LXIV[src]
[edit] August 23, 2009
- "The secrets of the galaxy are not for all men to see, but only for those who seek them."
- —Caecum Veritas[src]
[edit] September
[edit] September 13, 2009
- "I relish the day when my tongue will scrape the flesh from that bug's carapace..."
- —Pepan Manja in regards to his capture by the Gand findsman Zuckuss[src]
[edit] October
[edit] October 4, 2009
- Rooty: "You scream like a girl, Calrissian!"
- Calrissian: "Hey! No I don't!"
- ―Rooty insulting Lando Calrissian's high-pitched scream after attempting to blast him[src]
[edit] October 11, 2009
- "Oh dear, he has always been such a cocky droid. From what I gather, it all started when he saved the queen’s ship, just before I met him. It was as if it was meant to be."
- —C-3PO, speaking about R2-D2[src]
[edit] October 18, 2009
- "Empires based solely on faith cannot be sustained. The empires of the future are the empires of the mind."
- —Bacatine, Journal of the Whills, 4:17
[edit] October 25, 2009
- Dak Chamblers: "That blasted kid never obeys any of my orders."
- Tray Doich: "Maybe that's why he's so successful."
- ―Dak Chamblers and Tray Doich discussing Joe Tylars[src]
[edit] November
[edit] November 1, 2009
- Evan Zenete: "If I could ever make it up to you, I would."
- Celeste Ial: "If you want to make it up to me so badly, go get yourself killed."
- ―Evan Zenete trying to apologize to Celeste Ial after trying to kill her[src]
