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"Greedo Got Fried"

"Greedo Got Fried" was the first single by Exlis Prime off their debut album Loving the Smuggler Life. The song was a tribute to Han Solo and his encounter with Greedo. Upon learning of said song, Solo was enlightened to hear he was their subject, though didn't care much for the song personally.

Lyrics[]

Hey green man / you ain't got ball
You're fighting / The greatest smuggler of all

Greedo got fried / Greedo got fried / Greedo got fried / Han shot first
Greedo got fried / Greedo got fried / Greedo got fried / Han shot FIRST!!!!!!

Hey green man / you lookin' kinda toasty
You're frying / from that smoke kinda roasty

Greedo got fried / Greedo got fried / Greedo got fried / Han shot first
Greedo got fried / Greedo got fried / Greedo got fried / Han shot FIRST!!!!!!
Han shot FIRST!!!!!!
Han shot FIRST!!!!!!
Yaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

Han shot ya down / Ooh! / Han shot ya down / Yeah! / Han shot ya down / Ooh! / Han shoot you in the head!

Hey human / why'd you shoot poor Greedo
Hey Hutt man / Greedo was a weirdo

Greedo got fried / Greedo got fried / Greedo got fried / Han shot first
Greedo got fried / Greedo got fried / Greedo got fried / Han. Shot. FIRST!


Exlis Prime
Members

Jasper Jummmand - Kyad Kyod - Slayton "Slappy" Maus

Discography

Studio albums: Loving the Smuggler Life | Tritium Jackpot | Organic Squeal | Shyriiwook City
Singles: "Greedo Got Fried" | "The Ballad of Boba Fett" | "Something Smells Funny" | "Kriffkutter" | "Organic Squeal" | "My Name is Darth" | "Naboobies" | "IHABFAT" | "Shyriiwook City" | "Bald Headed Girls"

Tours

Wild Space Gets Wild tour | Plunging in Deep Core tour | Third Edition tour (reunion)

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